Hello hi Martin freeman here
this is not so much a glorious return as a
me reminding you i’m not dead I’m off hobbiting also like 200 of your fuckers left i’ll find you and eat you dead
I’m still here http://martinfreemansbutt.tumblr.com/ i never really left just
needed to remind you that i am NOT JOHN WATSON STOP SAYING I’M A KITTEN STOP TALKING ABOUT JAM IN MY PRESENCE AND JUMPERS I HAVE OTHER INTERESTS I HAVE FEELINGS I HAVE FRIENDS AND FAMILY
I AM THE GODDAMN HOBBIT FOR CHRIST’S SAKE
Alas, I remember it well. It was dusky blue, and made of the finest silk charmeuse money could buy. It was adorned with the most intricate paisley pattern that God himself approved for manufacturing. The tassled ends made my heart stutter, and when that beauty was upon my neck i was a fucking king.
ATTENTION DEVOTED FANS
please DON’T ASK QUESTIONS TWICE
IF I HAVEN’T RESPONDED YOUR QUESTION IS EITHER
- FUCKING STUPID
- A REPEAT
OR I HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF A RESPONSE YET
I WILL GET TO IT WHEN I GET TO IT
MAYBE
